Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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