My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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