It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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