how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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