After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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