I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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