I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
