It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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