My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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