What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Randomize
