I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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