You're so nebulous sometimes
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
