just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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