I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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