hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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