Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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