Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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