I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This toilet bowl is my home.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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