btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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