She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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