I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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