There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i used baking grease as lip gloss
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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