Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have already put on my inside pants.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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