she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
