What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
