She said her name was "party"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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