Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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