So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Help. Why am I so naked?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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