My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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