what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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