I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
