im gay
i know
yea but for you.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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