my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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