Porn is love you can see.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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