Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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