Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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