quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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