Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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