she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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