i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Terrible idea I love it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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