So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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