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(216): View more from Ohio

you turned your livingroom into a bong?

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(909): View more from California

WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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(828): View more from North Carolina

finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

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My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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(561): View more from Florida

This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.

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