it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
