i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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