It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
