...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You can't just leave with hair like that
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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