google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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