So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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