I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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