these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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