$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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