I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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