Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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