Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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