Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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